House rules

How it rolls in

Every bottle of Fooey! on this site ships from Amazon or the seller named on the listing you buy from — the catalog itself owns no warehouse, no vans and not a single roll of packing tape.

That means delivery speed, shipping cost and carrier are all decided at Amazon's checkout, where Prime does what Prime does. The 8 oz spray usually rides free over Amazon's minimum-order line.

One honest note from the crossing guard: some sizes in the line — the 4 oz, the 16 oz and the gel — drift in and out of stock at Amazon. Each listing on this site says so plainly, and the buy button always shows you the live truth.

Once a box is on its way, Amazon's tracking page is the map. We can cheer, but we cannot steer.