House rules

Rules of the road

This site is the Fooey! catalog: every bottle, tube and field guide in one place, every buy button pointed at the matching Amazon listing. Browsing it costs nothing and signs you up for nothing — there is no account to make, no cart to abandon, no toll booth.

As an Amazon Associate, Fooey!'s catalog earns from qualifying purchases made through its links — the price on your receipt stays exactly what Amazon set, bitter to the last cent but never inflated.

We keep sizes, formulas and label claims as current as the brand publishes them, but Amazon's listing is the final word on price, stock and packaging on the day you buy. If the two ever disagree, trust the register, not the brochure.

The training advice in our field guides is general pet-owner knowledge, not veterinary medicine. A pet that chews compulsively, licks itself raw or eats what it shouldn't deserves a vet's eyes before it deserves a deterrent.